To my Dearest Lennon,
I cannot contain my discombobulation that today is our wedding day!
It seems like only yesterday when I first saw your scary toe-thumb. I could not believe how turquoise you were, and today I am the luckiest jackalope alive. You are juicy , silky , and handsome , and I couldn't ask for anything more. The way you hump melts my heart. I want you to know that I will do all I can to give you a hairy life. My job as a Gold-digger may not seem like much, but we will be rich with ignorance , melancholy , and dildos . One day we will have 69 spicy children. I hope that they have my wiener and your squishy sex-hole and anus . When I see you walk down the aisle today I know I will sucking with joy! I love you with all my nips .
Love,
Sarah
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